superficial

  1. “So Amanda Bynes told me about this great new tanning place…”

  2. withers under pressure

    ” and a great deal on an eight – ball”

  3. ThisWillHurt

    “As you can see, this right here is the church. You see that? And now what I have here is the steeple. Now, please observe what happens when I open it up. Are you watching? These would be the people. See? Ahahahaha.”

  4. “I am an excellent actor.”

  5. We’re gonna need a bigger coffin.

  6. cc

    People please, I am not the real Dick Cheney

  7. “Just close your eyes and hold your breath and everything will turn real pretty.”

  8. Stewie

    I call dibs for the Death Pool!

  9. ‘Why, yes… I did go to the same surgeon as Kenny Rogers. Why do you ask?”

  10. Travolta in 5 years…

  11. Mr. Holland’s looking a bit well-done.

  12. We’re gonna need bigger dentures.

  13. SMB

    …has anyone else noticed; all of those eternally-baby-faced celebs, it’s not so much that they hit the wall, it’s more like they drank from the wrong grail…

  14. journalschism

    Always ready for that elusive “Moon Over Parador” sequel.

  15. I used to have a crush on him when I was younger.

    This photo makes me sad.

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