1. “Hors d’oeuvres? Quick, catch them before they fall off!”

  2. Dana

    Those hemorrhoids are a royal pain in the ass. (Or a pain in the royal ass.)

  3. “Have you noticed how my pregnancy takes the attention away from my ugly ass hat?”

  4. She looks so beautiful pregnant. Now I wish I had done it to her.

  5. Large boned women especially should not wear fascinators.

  6. yes? I’m preggers…….hahahahahahah (groan/eye roll)

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