superficial

  1. Wow, that jawline… Everyone knows it’s a dude right? Right?

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    Say whatever you want about Kim Kardashian, but at least she has a vagina.

    (I think.)

  3. “Hey Ray-J, where’s the bathroom?”

  4. anonymous

    Ray J never got his manhood back after Kim K. I could do better than that and I’m not famous and broke.

    • He’s not broke at all. Did you see the residuals he is still getting from that porno up to now? He offered up like almost $50K of his residuals to Kim for a wedding present as a fuck you to her and Kanye.

  5. I didn’t actually know what Pissient Zero looked like. This is the face who gave us all KARDS.

  6. bob

    He’s wearing a Clippers hat?!

    *smh*

  7. “Right, so Ima piss on this one tonight, and then the video will be lea-, uh, released in a few weeks. You’re gonna be hearing this one’s name everywhere pretty soon. Saccharine Zimbabwe. Y’all remember it.”

  8. I guess you can’t be too picky about looks when you’re casting watersports porn.

  9. Swearin

    Wow, he isn’t overseas for Kim’s wedding? Everything they’re about to commemorate is kinda due to him

  10. “She’s next!”

  11. thebutlerdidit

    “This? Hell, naw! This I’m definitely NOT hitting, first or otherwise.”

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