superficial

  1. it looks like the velcro anchor for fuller, lusher beards.

  2. “Wait…I’ve been a scientologist for how long????”

  3. CTRL-ALT-DEL! CTRL-ALT-DEL! CTRL-ALT-DEL!

  4. Apparently the deckhands were buff.

  5. “…What if that gypsy woman’s curse was real?”

  6. DAMMITT Robert promised me a gardenhose
    Enema that lying bastard waxed my ballon knot for
    nothing!!!!!!

  7. JimBB

    “Now, don’t be scared kids. Remember that us coroners have to see this sort of thing every day.”

    “Can it hurt us?”

    “No Jimmy, it’s just a dead body. It can’t hurt anyone.”

  8. “So…many…cocks…”

  9. Oh, the ennui that only multi-millionaire yacht parties can bring …

  10. remember “Woolly Willy”, those childhood toys with the magnet and the iron fillings?

  11. “Hey, John! Is that Kelly over there?”

  12. Odbarc

    I think he had sex with a woman. Look at the trauma in his face.
    “I thought she was a man! She had an Adam’s apple!”

  13. I don’t know if it’s just me, but these John Travolta gay jokes are really getting old. Who really gives a shit whether or not he’s gay or bi- or tri- (or even try-)? I know for sure…I don’t.
    (Sincerest apologies for one moment of gravitas.)

  14. L. Ron Fuckwadd

    “I just saw Xenu”

  15. Someone accidentally pressed his OFF switch right before he got in the car

  16. Jentilly

    He’s growing new plugs, they’re almost ready to be harvested

  17. Swearin

    “Why did nobody tell me I missed a spot while shaving?!”

  18. Travolta saw some things on Cavalli’s yacht…things that shocked and horrified him. things like vaginas.

  19. Cocain is a wonderful drug

  20. Ever put your hand down the front of someone’s pants and be surprised by what you found down there (and not in a good way)? John just did.

  21. strattelepaul

    A man who has seen things that cannot be unseen.

  22. john

    looks like he just saw Adelle Dazeem

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