it looks like the velcro anchor for fuller, lusher beards.
You had the foundation of a great joke here, but you couldn’t stick it.
I see what you did there.
“Wait…I’ve been a scientologist for how long????”
CTRL-ALT-DEL! CTRL-ALT-DEL! CTRL-ALT-DEL!
Apparently the deckhands were buff.
“…What if that gypsy woman’s curse was real?”
DAMMITT Robert promised me a gardenhose
Enema that lying bastard waxed my ballon knot for
“Now, don’t be scared kids. Remember that us coroners have to see this sort of thing every day.”
“Can it hurt us?”
“No Jimmy, it’s just a dead body. It can’t hurt anyone.”
Oh, the ennui that only multi-millionaire yacht parties can bring …
remember “Woolly Willy”, those childhood toys with the magnet and the iron fillings?
“Hey, John! Is that Kelly over there?”
I think he had sex with a woman. Look at the trauma in his face.
“I thought she was a man! She had an Adam’s apple!”
I don’t know if it’s just me, but these John Travolta gay jokes are really getting old. Who really gives a shit whether or not he’s gay or bi- or tri- (or even try-)? I know for sure…I don’t.
(Sincerest apologies for one moment of gravitas.)
I think you are on the wrong site.
“I just saw Xenu”
Someone accidentally pressed his OFF switch right before he got in the car
He’s growing new plugs, they’re almost ready to be harvested
“Why did nobody tell me I missed a spot while shaving?!”
Travolta saw some things on Cavalli’s yacht…things that shocked and horrified him. things like vaginas.
Cocain is a wonderful drug
Ever put your hand down the front of someone’s pants and be surprised by what you found down there (and not in a good way)? John just did.
He found a vagina. Ewww.
A man who has seen things that cannot be unseen.
looks like he just saw Adelle Dazeem
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John Travolta leaving Roberto Cavalli's yacht party in Cannes. (May 21, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN