I think a rift in space time just opened up on my desk.
The horizontal stripes were a good idea.
She looks like the sand worm from Beetlejuice.
This is exactly what I was going to say.
Except add ‘that ate a Honda’.
Beetlepig, Bettlepig, Beetlepig.
Seen, here, modelling her new circus tent collection…
“… part of the Kardashian Kollection. Now available at Sears.”
What would you suppose her measurements are? 45-35-75 is my guess.
30-30-40 in or 76-76-101 cm
The people who run that website are obviously delusional and don’t know the metric system. It is impossible that she’s 76 cm around the chest area, beauty pageant contestants are supposed to be 90cm and they don’t have boobs that big. And don’t even get me started on the waist and hip measurements.
Dis is how d’ zebra look.
Every Zebra on the planet is asking ‘Does my BUTT look THAT big?’.
Obviously, a genetic defect the whole family shares — and somehow they’ve parlayed this into making money.
Genetics had nothing to do with it.
Just released from the women’s correctional facility Khloe is so excited to be able to attend her big sisters wedding.
“I’ll take two chickens and that goat.”
“Is that take away?”
“No. I’ll eat them here.”
I miss the Hamburglar
Does my butt make these horizontal stripes look fat?
She just looks fucking fat and nasty.
This just in: The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration has reported that there is a stronger-than-usual tidal attraction to parts of France, especially the Paris region. Hence they are being extra vigilant in watching for tsunami activity in that area…
*spews morning tea at computer screen* That’ just nasty.
She looks like speed bumps on a wide turn highway.
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Khloe Kardashian in Paris. (May 21, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN