1. Cock Dr

    I think a rift in space time just opened up on my desk.

  2. The horizontal stripes were a good idea.

  3. Anthony

    She looks like the sand worm from Beetlejuice.

  4. Seen, here, modelling her new circus tent collection…

  5. Bonky

    “… part of the Kardashian Kollection. Now available at Sears.”

  6. What would you suppose her measurements are? 45-35-75 is my guess.

  7. PassingTrue

    Dis is how d’ zebra look.

  8. Robb7

    Obviously, a genetic defect the whole family shares — and somehow they’ve parlayed this into making money.

  9. J

    Just released from the women’s correctional facility Khloe is so excited to be able to attend her big sisters wedding.

  10. Ralph


  11. fred

    “I’ll take two chickens and that goat.”

    “Is that take away?”

    “No. I’ll eat them here.”

  12. Does my butt make these horizontal stripes look fat?

  13. She just looks fucking fat and nasty.

  14. This just in: The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration has reported that there is a stronger-than-usual tidal attraction to parts of France, especially the Paris region. Hence they are being extra vigilant in watching for tsunami activity in that area…

  15. Jack Ketch

    *spews morning tea at computer screen* That’ just nasty.

  16. She looks like speed bumps on a wide turn highway.

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