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  1. Charles was frozen in this position for six straight hours after Two Girls One Cup ended.

  2. Cock Dr

    Prince Glasshole

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    Magic eyeglasses… google “Pushing old ladies down the stairs without getting caught”.

  4. Quick, someone trick him into saying “Camilla naked.”

  5. Now Googles, I must know if I come back as a pair of knickers, or, God forbid, a Tampax.

  6. maoix

    “OK, I have a group of peasants targeted…how do I fire?”

  7. JimBB

    Okay google…search regicide

    Okay google…search undetectable poison

  8. “So…much…porn!”

  9. “By golly, with those glasses, I can look at horses all day long! How brilliant!”

    • fred

      [takes off glasses and looks at Camilla]

      “Oh sod a dog. I take off the glasses and I still see horses. Is this permanent?”

  10. What does the next king of England look for on the internet? Porn, like everyone else.

  11. Google Glass: the Hipster Monocle.

  12. strattelepaul

    Rejected by the Borg.

  13. “That’s really where Diana went?”

  14. “Note to self: trim eyebrows”

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