Yes, use your T-shirt to immediately identify yourself as a fucking douchewater tool like all the other college freshman.
Day Planner: “9:00am – Pick a fight with someone smaller than me.”
He bought the shirt cause he thought it was Jose Cuervo!
Viva la tequila!
Please, someone please give him a plane ticket to Miami and get him to walk through a Cuban neighborhood wearing that shirt.
I’m pretty sure he thinks the image on his shirt is Benicio Del Taco.
Toro! Godaddy auto correct!
I don’t know … I think it’s far funnier as it came out.
That being said, can’t you just turn off autocorrect? It’s one of the first things I do when i get a new phone.
Please keep the autocorrect on crouton.
I leave mine on but the first thing I do with a new phone is add fuck to the dictionary.
That is good advice. I do like to text fuck a lot!
Bionic, that was shockingly racist. But it doesn’t even hit the top 10 this week.
Oh God, I am dying laughing over here. Tears, so many tears. LMAO
This is so GD funny, I even had to tell the wife, DEL TACO, BWAHAWHAHHAHAHA.
Something from the sociopath murderer’s collection. Gotta watch the pennies once you dump the Transformers gravy train.
Shirt, shoes, socks and shorts(4 S’s),,,that look of dumpster trash,,,goes to expensive gym, goes to get hair done nice and pretty,,,,this guys makes as much sense as jerking to near conclusion,,then stopping!
Ya say you want a douchevolution, well, ya know. We all want this ass off the world.
The sad thing is, he can actually be attractive sometimes, but he’s such a colossally pretentious, egomaniacal fuckstick that I wouldn’t even lick his balls with Miley Cyrus’ tongue.
Toss his salad with her tongue?
Nothing that involves getting within a 50km radius of his ego.
A new wardrobe? Wonder what he did with his maroon velour britches…
I’m starting to feel the first faint stirrings of optimism now that I’ve noticed he looks in the wrong direction while crossing the street.
Since he gave up his acting,has he started to wash fruit in a toilet at Home Depot yet?
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