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  1. Yes, use your T-shirt to immediately identify yourself as a fucking douchewater tool like all the other college freshman.

  2. Bonky

    Day Planner: “9:00am – Pick a fight with someone smaller than me.”

  3. kravdan

    He bought the shirt cause he thought it was Jose Cuervo!
    Viva la tequila!

  4. JimBB

    Please, someone please give him a plane ticket to Miami and get him to walk through a Cuban neighborhood wearing that shirt.

  5. I’m pretty sure he thinks the image on his shirt is Benicio Del Taco.

  6. PassingTrue

    Something from the sociopath murderer’s collection. Gotta watch the pennies once you dump the Transformers gravy train.

  7. Shirt, shoes, socks and shorts(4 S’s),,,that look of dumpster trash,,,goes to expensive gym, goes to get hair done nice and pretty,,,,this guys makes as much sense as jerking to near conclusion,,then stopping!

  8. joe

    Ya say you want a douchevolution, well, ya know. We all want this ass off the world.

  9. The sad thing is, he can actually be attractive sometimes, but he’s such a colossally pretentious, egomaniacal fuckstick that I wouldn’t even lick his balls with Miley Cyrus’ tongue.

  10. A new wardrobe? Wonder what he did with his maroon velour britches…

  11. I’m starting to feel the first faint stirrings of optimism now that I’ve noticed he looks in the wrong direction while crossing the street.

  12. Since he gave up his acting,has he started to wash fruit in a toilet at Home Depot yet?

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