If she plays her cards right she could have me.
She could rest that water bottle, and many more things, on that table walking about a foot in front of her…
Lose the fucking hat.
Leave her alone, she just auditioned for an 80’s John Hughes movie.
Isn’t that redundant?
speaking of trash bags………
Now there’s Cannes and then there’s . . .
what a retarded mouth.
She looks like a fucking retard.
Aaaahhhh old Tit’s McTitties…. What’s her name again?
Put her on the hood of my car and use her for a front bumper..
No, really, I love you for your mind.
Christina Hendricks smiles through excruciating back pain.
Am I the only one that notices she’s built like José Canseco?!?
That looks like a dead heat in a zeppelin race
Hope she has her chiropractor on speed dial. Or me. Either way.
I’d like to lay down between those two torpedoes and take a nice long nap. I’ll bet her tits smell like carnations.
I wouldn’t mind being a casualty in THAT motorboating accident!
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