superficial

  1. Yeah, OK, it was a good run but now she’s starting to look startled all the time.

    • Grand Poobah

      she should marry Jim Carey, they can both glue on some stupid facial expressions to keep themselves amused in the quiet of their home and we would never have to see either of them ever again.

  2. We get it. You’re in your 70s and look pretty damned good. Knock it off already.

  3. It is my dream that one day we can see this woman standing next to Lohan.

  4. Mama Pinkus

    um…Christie – you were doing good but don’t hop on the Pamela Anderson train

  5. Grand Poobah

    does she ever just stand still for a picture or is everything always animated like the rest of this fukwitts life

  6. elliottspitzer

    Her immediate reaction to the sight of her her daughter Alexa Joel’s face with out her make up on.

  7. Mel

    They warned her to not to pull faces while the Botox was kicking in…

  8. New spokesperson for LifeAlert.

  9. You know, I’ve been wondering about her acting ability for a while, but this picture has just allayed all my doubts. I mean, she must be a real trouper to keep that smile on her face when her leg locked in that position.

  10. dooood

    it is always the same shot with her isn’t it.
    maybe she just got a little captain in her.

  11. Blech

    There’s something unnatural about this pose, or this whole damn thing.

  12. tlmck

    So let me guess, her latest surgery was the Joker face procedure.

  13. catapostrophe

    “Look at me!” squealed Christie Brinkley, 58.

  14. LegMan

    Her Heisman pose.

  15. “Anyone wanna sniff a 58 year old hot pocket?”

  16. Axy

    She looks amazing- she cant be human.

  17. It seems as though her legs have taken a bit of a beating over the years, but the rest of her is still beautiful. Bless her 58 year old heart. And bang her 58 year old snatch.

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