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  1. “Does anybody know how to turn off this goddamn speakerphone?”

  2. He’s trying out for the bus driver position at Six Flags.

  3. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    Betty White’s tits must look bangin’ on a 2″ screen.

  4. Andre Soto

    It seems that Kame Sennin finally got a naked picture from Bulma.

  5. dooood

    nice, curly howard enjoying modern technology

  6. Some pap got a pic of his phone screen…

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/17/surpriseddog-150_143.jpg[/img]

  7. metoo

    “Costco sells Viagra in bulk now?”

  8. Ollie

    A Chinaman goes to see the eye doctor. After the exam the doctor said, “I know why you’re having trouble.” The Chinaman says, “why?” Doctor said, “you have a cataract.” Chinaman says, “no, I have a Rincoln Continental.”

  9. I didn’t even recognize him without the glasses and newsboy cap.

  10. Minky Wail

    Is he Captain Spaulding’s dad?

  11. I never thought I’d see Don Cherry wearing an understated suit.

  12. Blech

    Apparently he can make his face appear longer.

  13. tlmck

    Betty must be sexting him. That would explain the expression, and his heart trying to pound out of his chest.

  14. journalschism

    “Got me one them newfangled cellular telephones the kids keep raving about. Operator, please connect me to 42-Wabash.”

  15. I CAN’T FUCKING BELIEVE IT. It’s…ummm…errr…who the fuck is this guy?

  16. geekcentric

    Looks like he finally got a chance to see the Kate Upton Cat Daddy Video.

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