You gotta give him credit… most homeless men can’t keep their pants than white.

Benny?

He scares me through the monitor. I’m pretty sure he can see me.

*ducks under desk*

Aging gracefully

He’s out looking for Travolta.

GodDAMN that looks like my great aunt Gert. Just needs a purse with an owl on it and some lint-covered Dentyne in the bottom.

It’s like someone dressed up the UGA mascot and sent him roving the streets by himself.

It would be a great improvement if he would just pull the hat all the way down.

Toxic Avenger?

I thought it was Jada Pinket Smith

Fuck…he’s ugly.

Man, Spider-Man really must’ve put the beat down on the Sandman this time… look at that face!

Somebody left Mickey on the dashboard in the hot sun.

First his face, now his shirt. Everything this guy owns melts.

It’s the mangled ghost of Mickey Rourke floating along the pavement.

Who called this gay aviator?

It was mid-80s in LA; apparently with possible snow showers?

this is what the situation is going to look like in a decade

Is that his belt hanging down, or the remote for his pacemaker?

And this is why guys like Mickey Rourke should never be allowed to make a comeback.

I wonder whether Mickey Rourke has made any mistakes.

Silly putty has one more use

He always has that “I just farted” look on his face.

I didnt know he was playing Clayface in the new Batman movie?

Freddy Krueger on Fire Island.

Won’t this guy ever stop melting?

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Alzheimer patients make new friends everyday.

He looks exactly like the villain in Robocop after he fell in that toxic sludge….only worse.