You gotta give him credit… most homeless men can’t keep their pants than white.
He scares me through the monitor. I’m pretty sure he can see me.
*ducks under desk*
He’s out looking for Travolta.
GodDAMN that looks like my great aunt Gert. Just needs a purse with an owl on it and some lint-covered Dentyne in the bottom.
It’s like someone dressed up the UGA mascot and sent him roving the streets by himself.
It would be a great improvement if he would just pull the hat all the way down.
I thought it was Jada Pinket Smith
Man, Spider-Man really must’ve put the beat down on the Sandman this time… look at that face!
Somebody left Mickey on the dashboard in the hot sun.
First his face, now his shirt. Everything this guy owns melts.
It’s the mangled ghost of Mickey Rourke floating along the pavement.
Who called this gay aviator?
It was mid-80s in LA; apparently with possible snow showers?
this is what the situation is going to look like in a decade
Is that his belt hanging down, or the remote for his pacemaker?
And this is why guys like Mickey Rourke should never be allowed to make a comeback.
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