1. Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy

    “Here Maple Christ! Momma has a surprise inside my universe dress!”

  2. She’s one of these idiots that thinks she’s a hippie now.

  3. Smells like Birkenstocks.

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    Thankfully, her nude pics came out before she had armpit hair.

  5. When High School Musical was over, so were YOU.

  6. Johnny P!

    Jesus is underwhelmed.

  7. Does this mean they finally wrapped “Spring Breakers” so we can stop seeing promo shots from that shit movie?

  8. I wonder how many galaxies span across her fat ass.

  9. dooood

    nice ozzy osbourne sized crucifix.
    thats never gonna hurt anyone

  10. Looks like she put on some weight. Am I allowed to call her Vanessa Pudgems now?

  11. metoo

    “I didn’t know Goodwill ever refused service”…

  12. Joey


  13. Are those space pants you’re wearing? Ah, forget it…

  14. El Jefe

    Need more pics of her sexy sister.

  15. CranAppleSnapple

    She won the Fug Madness brackets this year. Looks like she’s hitting the ground running, for the next smackdown.

  16. lily

    ZERO fashion sense as always. god shes so painfully average looking and her body is just blah…would hate to have those short and stumpy arms and legs.

  17. She should’ve worn the big cross

  18. I’ll be right back. I’m gonna go get a spoon so I don’t miss even a drop when I eat her up.

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