But at midnight it turns back in to a pumpkin
Had Princess Diana survived the crash, we could have seen a completely different photo of Prince Charles in a quad.
I’m going to hell.
Seriously, at this point every citizen in Great Britain has had a photo op with Prince Charles, Harry, the pregnant one or her husband. It beats working in a factory, but that’s a weird fuckin’ life.
How is it that all his subjects are pasty white but he’s always flushed and well tanned?
Eating virgins on a regular basis does wonders for a Lizard-Human hybrid’s skin tone.
That and being constantly drunk.
Not pictured: Camilla chasing after them, snarling and snapping at the rear tires.
“No, no thank you. I’d rather not. I’ve seen Herbie. I know what these monsters are capable of.:
No, idiiiots I didnnnnntt sayyyy “take me to Stokkkke” i said “Immmm havinggg a strokkke”!!
I am 12, what is this?
That would make a cool golf cart.
“Let me show you how that guy we paid off drove through that tunnel in Paris.”
That’s not what I meant when I said “give it the gas.”
“By God, that is just going to be as messy as it sounded..”
Couldn’t the spring for two cars? For crissake, he’s the next King of England!
“No, I’m afraid these horseless carriages will never catch on.”
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