“Good speech! I don’t think they picked up on the horses drowning.”
“The pathword is: clitoriss”
Rihanna is not available to come to your hotel suite tonight, but I can get you beautiful, young, talented Disney actress Amanda Bynes.
Sorry Sir, we can’t find a pool table anywhere. Not after your last visit to Vegas.
My Lord, I am SO sorry about yesterday; we just assumed “Chris Christie” was the name of a female porn star.
“It’s Stephanie Seymour, sir. She’s here and she’s asking for you. Do us all a favor, and please, don’t November Rain her.”
“If you need a break, we’ll get Seth Rogen to fill in for you.”
Hey, check out the knockers on the filthy commoner in the second row.
“…and then she trips, impaling herself on his dick. How dirty do I have to make this joke before you’ll laugh, Harry?”
“Pssssst! It’s okay! Underneath this jacket, I’m wearing my “I’m the straight one” t-shirt!”
He’s warning him about the next pic.
“I have it on good authority that for 5 million pounds your brother could find himself having a rather nasty car accident in a Parisian tunnel, clearing the way for you to be the next King.”
“Your deodorant has failed you!”
‘…hey, kid, I know this isn’t the time but can I just say after a few drinks your mother used to do this amazing trick with a mallet and polo ball.’
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