1. I find that choking out women makes all of my dates go easier, too.

  2. Dafuq were either of them doing at the Maxim Hot 100 party??

  3. (5 seconds earlier) “Oh I absolutely LOVED ‘Poison’ when I was a kid”

  4. I see Chris Brown’s Pick-Up techniques are starting to spread out across the music industry.

  5. Sebastian? Sebastian! Let her go, Sebastian. You can’t get away with that sort of thing in this day and age. Remember, you aren’t as famous as you once thought you were.

  6. EricLr

    Hey anyone remember what I was famous for? I was in that band Skid Row! Anyone remember that? Anyone?

  7. Which one’s the girl?

  8. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    He’s now more famous for being in Trailer Park Boys, and she’s got a real looking decent pair of tits. Maxim going out on a limb to get anyone w/some kind of profile to attend their spread.

  9. Sebastian, dude, the 60′s are over. Run a brush through that mop on your head.

  10. “Gimme your weed, bitch, and nobody gets hurt.”

  11. “My teeth aren’t yellow, say it !”

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