1. Are they auctioning off boys?

    I heard they were auctioning off boys.

  2. PassingTrue

    And then I just flushed my career right down the crapper. It wasn’t much, but it paid the bills. Speaking of bills, I was in Howard the Duck. Boys just loved that movie…

  3. “I’m sorry…He did what to little boys?”

  4. He is moving towards the Wilford Brimley look.

  5. Now that’s the look of a man wanting something younger

  6. kravdan

    Debbie: “Oh crap I just spotted Chris Hanson”
    Jeffrey: “The Hanson brothers are too old for me”

  7. JimBB

    Somewhere, Ferris Bueller is preparing a molestation lawsuit.

  8. Damn, he looks rough

  9. “Pedo, She Wrote.”

  10. Les jeux sont faits. Translation: the game is up. Your ass is mine

  11. Robb7

    She looks pretty perky for what, 90?

  12. “I can’t believe how unbelievably thin Debbie Reynolds looks standing next to—Wait a minute!”

  13. That’s the look of a man thinking, “Celebrity Auction to Benefit Children? Dammit, I thought the invitation said Celebrity Suction to Benefit Children!”

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