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  1. Smile like a murderer!

  2. Reporter: “So Donny. Have you been giving Jenny the ol’ hot beef injection?”
    Donny:”Oh no! Jenny tells me that causes autism!”

  3. “Disney kills kids souls, Jenny kills their bodies. It’s a match made in heaven!” warbled a brow beaten Donny.

  4. Reporter: “Being with a washed up old hag causes autism!”
    Donny: “Nooooo…”
    Reporter: “I was talking to Jenny!”

  5. JimBB

    Vaccinated? Ha! No, I’m from Boston. I’ve got pretty much every disease already.

  6. Jenny doesn’t realise she’s breaking Donnie’s hand. Donnie does.

  7. Spartacus

    She’s so hot, I wish she wasn’t such an idiot

  8. A Concerned BH

    “Just smile and laugh and take the MMR pamphlets, honey! Remember, I’m pretty to not be anti-vaccine now!”
    “Oh, darling…white washing history is so fun! Hahahaha!”

    • A Concerned BH

      “Just smile and laugh and take the MMR pamphlets, honey! Remember, I’m pretending to not be anti-vaccine now!”
      “Oh, darling…white washing history is so fun! Hahahaha!”

      *redo…misspelling. Guess I had too many vaccines as a kid so now I can’t spell. Or at least that’s what Jenny would say.

  9. …and now he’s autistic.

    the common element seems to be Jenny’s vagina

  10. Marketing Mike

    The day Donnie Wahlberg’s soul died…

  11. KC

    We’re bringing sexy measles back!

  12. Johnny Barbells

    ‘A Celebration Of Barbara Walters’ …that takes some real balls.

  13. They ran out of room on the marquee and had to abbreviate it to “A Celebration of Cock,” and then Jenny McCarthy just kind of showed up.

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