1. Tiggles

    “Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?”

  2. “Why are you folks giving me a pimp cup? It’s not 2005, I don’t rap and Have you seen the ugly hen I am married to?”

  3. Good idea putting the two best looking chicks in front.

  4. JimBB

    And now for an impromptu performance of the rap music classic “Straight Outta Compton”…

  5. anonymous

    The chick on his right just received a Clinton-esque internship.

  6. “I’m not certain who is goosing me back there, but I must say I’m finding it to be a rather jolly good enjoyable experience!”

  7. whisper voice … “nice tits”…

  8. “Now let’s make sure I’ve got this straight…which one of you am I marrying?”

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