superficial

  1. dontkillthemessenger

    After years of begging, I’ve finally gotten you a new role Tobey.

    This dog here is going to bite you, then this cat played by Andrew Garfield will come out of nowhere…

  2. Java32

    Tom Sizemore-esque

  3. “You want me to kiss you on the lips while I hang upside down?Why don’t I just stand here and you can kiss my ass.”

  4. “You actually liked Spiderman 3? Seriously? No one has ever said that to me before.”

  5. PassingTrue

    So really, life *is* like a box of chocolates?

  6. Flatliner

    That dog strikes a much more intelligent pose than Tobey.

  7. JimBB

    “Who do you think sucked as Spiderman more, me or Andrew Garfield?”

  8. “Yes, I did wait tables at the Olive Garden in Echo Park ! “

  9. “Okay…My phone is on ‘video.’ I’m Spider-Man, obviously…you’re Mary Jane, and my dog is The Green Goblin. Play it seriously, I’ll be sending this to Marvel in the morning. And….ACTION!”

  10. Down Syndrome Spiderman

  11. “yeah, I was Frodo…sure, why not”

  12. “Challenge accepted, I can lick my balls just like that dog got done doing, watch me.”

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