After years of begging, I’ve finally gotten you a new role Tobey.
This dog here is going to bite you, then this cat played by Andrew Garfield will come out of nowhere…
“You want me to kiss you on the lips while I hang upside down?Why don’t I just stand here and you can kiss my ass.”
“You actually liked Spiderman 3? Seriously? No one has ever said that to me before.”
So really, life *is* like a box of chocolates?
That dog strikes a much more intelligent pose than Tobey.
“Who do you think sucked as Spiderman more, me or Andrew Garfield?”
“Yes, I did wait tables at the Olive Garden in Echo Park ! “
“Okay…My phone is on ‘video.’ I’m Spider-Man, obviously…you’re Mary Jane, and my dog is The Green Goblin. Play it seriously, I’ll be sending this to Marvel in the morning. And….ACTION!”
Down Syndrome Spiderman
“yeah, I was Frodo…sure, why not”
“Challenge accepted, I can lick my balls just like that dog got done doing, watch me.”
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Tobey Maguire in New York City. (May 13, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN