1. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    Wow, you must REALLY like his music.

  2. Jill_Ess

    Michael Bolton is relevant again. Thank you Lonely Island!

  3. It had to be said

    Wasn’t this guy in Men of a Certain Age with Raymond and that Brower guy?

  4. cc

    He’s about as relevant as the crap written on his shirt.

  5. kimmykimkim

    Is this post a joke? I mean, that’s Michael Bolton, so…

  6. Turd Ferguson

    Lame with any hairstyle, any outfit.
    It’s still just Michael Bolton underneath.

  7. UnholyKrep

    Pre-Cambrian douche stalks the earth. RUN!!!!


    He used to be an ass with an awesome mullet. Now hes just an ass

  9. Brennan Haley

    Hey, it’s that royal old ugly dude who was on Saturday Night Live the other night. What, he’s the security guard or something? Cool.

  10. “No talent ass-clown.”

  11. ghost

    Wow. He looks like warmed-over death.

  12. Blech

    He looks pretty damn fine to me.

  13. Mark R

    I celebrate his entire catalog

  14. bethy

    I think his shirt is just explaining his aging process in a concise equation. The back probably explains how his hair grew “up” his scalp.

  15. When a man loves a woman, he dresses like a douchebag a third his age.

  16. Steelerchick

    Isn’t he one of the Village People?

  17. MrsWrong

    This is the tale of an aging 90s pop star. Songs never played, on the radio scene. A mystical quest to the Isle of the Lonely. His 15 minutes fade on the island breeze.

  18. I can’t believe it’s not Fabio!

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