Where will you be when menopause strikes?

Dressing as the homeless must be chic these days-seeing alot of celebs doing it!

Mom?

How did the paparazzi guy know to take a picture of whoever this is ?

“You touch that young bitch’s hip again and I will bite off your other testicle…”

This was the face she made when she bitch-slapped Justin Bieber for mashing his fist into the cake

Why is she everywhere lately?!

She would love for that “Brat” to do an old woman like herself.

Not liking Beibers a plus but who the fuck names their kid Marg?

Yeah, yeah, the Beiber’s a brat an all, but if he said “Blow me for a part in my next music video.”, she’d break out the Burt’s Bee’s lip wax and one of those neoprene dayglo knee protector pads for gardening before you could say “Our generation’s Donny Osmond”, and the Beibs would be in Milf Heaven. No doubt.

What’s with all the Helgenberger posts this week? Did Fish’s best friend growing up have a redheaded MILF mom?

No Question. This woman is drop dead sexy.

Looks like someone isn’t getting her cake punched as frequently as she would like.

Her cruel mouth. It excites me.

Fuck beiber!

Is that the little Bieber brat over there?

Gingers mess up my agnosticism because I invariably feel like thanking for them.