1. Myles Kilometers

    For your health.

  2. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    “Can you believe what I’m about to do?”

  3. dontlooknow

    I thought Archie Bunker was dead…

  4. Rough the π maker

    What’s kiesha doing at cannes?

  5. Bucky Barnes

    Run for your life, little girl! Zombie Fatty Arbuckle is a very bad man!

  6. cc

    He tried, and failed, to find a get up that looked more ridiculous that David Arquette’s Easter attire. But then again, who wouldn’t?

  7. Deacon Jones

    “Here, puke into this bag dear. I know everything’s blurry, it was those tic-tac’s I gave you sweetie. Must be the sugar.”

  8. baron of all media

    “Does this rag smell of chloroform to you? [snicker snicker]“

  9. Turd Ferguson

    He’s in France?
    Quick, someone tea bag his drum set.

  10. swalton



    ” Hey kid, If you blow me I’ll buy you a hat just like mine!”

  12. Brennan Haley

    That’s his daughter, ewww. They didn’t take out the butt plug – double ewwww!! I mean the one in him – triple ewwww!!!!

  13. When you start to feel bad about how you’re aging, remember, this guy played a porn star 10 years ago.

  14. iamahomelessman

    “You’re damn right I’m gonna put it in her butt tonight.”

  15. The face says “hee hee hee look at our matching hats” the hand says “don’t let her get away.”

  16. Cock Dr

    That face & that hat go together like ham & eggs.

  17. bethy

    Shhh, she doesn’t know the Kentucky Derby is over.

  18. “Pow, right in the kissah.”

  19. Steelerchick

    You’ve got a purdy mouth…..

  20. MrsWrong

    John C. Reilly stars in the live action movie “PedoBear Goes To France”

  21. Carson

    He’s like a real life Foghorn Leghorn… only a pedarist.

  22. Two seconds before Surpreiz Buttseks.

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