For your health.
“Can you believe what I’m about to do?”
I thought Archie Bunker was dead…
What’s kiesha doing at cannes?
Run for your life, little girl! Zombie Fatty Arbuckle is a very bad man!
He tried, and failed, to find a get up that looked more ridiculous that David Arquette’s Easter attire. But then again, who wouldn’t?
“Here, puke into this bag dear. I know everything’s blurry, it was those tic-tac’s I gave you sweetie. Must be the sugar.”
“Does this rag smell of chloroform to you? [snicker snicker]”
He’s in France?
Quick, someone tea bag his drum set.
“YES THIS IS THE ONE I BROUGHT WITH ME!”
” Hey kid, If you blow me I’ll buy you a hat just like mine!”
That’s his daughter, ewww. They didn’t take out the butt plug – double ewwww!! I mean the one in him – triple ewwww!!!!
When you start to feel bad about how you’re aging, remember, this guy played a porn star 10 years ago.
“You’re damn right I’m gonna put it in her butt tonight.”
The face says “hee hee hee look at our matching hats” the hand says “don’t let her get away.”
That face & that hat go together like ham & eggs.
Shhh, she doesn’t know the Kentucky Derby is over.
“Pow, right in the kissah.”
You’ve got a purdy mouth…..
John C. Reilly stars in the live action movie “PedoBear Goes To France”
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