“look at these, the’re small but the’re real and you can’t have them”

Your neckline can plunge right to your cervix if you don’t have any boobs.

Wow, I saw a plunging neckline in the thumbnail and clicked before I knew who it was. Curse you, Ann Coulter, that was a dirty trick!

Anyone else expecting an alien to pop out?

Nice breast bone!

WTF is wrong with all you haters?? The only thing I don’t want to have sex with in this picture is her taste in music.

If she had real tits..this would be a winning picture….now…not so much!

Ok from the neck down with a face for radio but definitely not a voice for radio or anything else but calling hogs

It’s like a lord of the rings flashback. squint and you can just see Gandalf and the Balrog falling into the empty chasm…

She needs more Goop on her tits.

She’s trying to have a career again and I’m all like “Forget you.” Oooo hoh hoooo!

She’s totally letting that Oscar go to her head. I remember when Jessica Tandy wore that exact dress when she won Best Actress for Driving Ms. Daisy.

I would motorboat that, but it would just sound like “B……………….. B……………….. B………………… B”.

Holy Sternum! Her head swivels all the way around.

Quick! What’s the British word for motorboat?

Wicked Witch of the East… West

Am I Madonna yet?

“I would like to firstly thank the committee that asked me to be here, and secondly I would like to congratulate you for being here to listen to me.”

This is what anti-matter cleavage looks like.

That dress is as ass-backwards as the idea of her having a music career.

I have a nagging urge to visit the Utah salt flats now.

I don’t know. I didn’t give a damn for her when she was 20 but now I would get renaissance on her ass. I’m clearly getting old.