Chelsea always looks like she just got finished mowing the lawn.
More like the lawn finished mowing her. And by ‘lawn’, I mean man. And by ‘man’, I mean black man. And by ‘black man’, I mean every rapper and 3/4 of the NBA.
Lie #1: She’s pretty.
Lie number one: “I’m hot and sexy.”
People that look as bad as she does shouldn’t go around telling other people how bad they look…please pass on to Kathy Griffin too.
Fucking HATE that cunt Kathy Griffin
The biggeast lie: i had fantasies aout having sex with this woman
“My name is Drago. I’m a fighter from the Soviet Union. I fight all my life and I never lose. Soon I fight Rocky Balboa, and the world will see his defeat.”
I would refuse to pay a penny more than 50 Cent for that book.
She signs every book ‘Angelina Joli is a cunt.’
She is a woman is one of those lies right? It looks like (s)he could of just killed a girlfriend
This is hot enough for Chicago.
We’d do her in the butt. From behind.
Actually, the first three lies are that she didn’t drink a bottle of vodka before showing up for this, the fourth is that she is attractive in any way, and fifth, that she has any idea where she is.
I know her vodka soaked vagina is supposed to be amazing but look what you have to go through to get there…..
her vodka soaked vagina is amazing? huh?
maybe a new kind of douche?
I forget…which 80’s hair band is he from? I wanna say Poison but I know that’s not right. Oh, this is going to drive me nuts..
I think you’re thinking of Skid Row. That’s Sebastian Bach, right?
Guy Pearce has a pretty sweet rack.
She’s taking notes to remind herself to find John G.
This chick looks like a sand volleyball silver medalist from 1988 after the Russians beat her for losing to America.
Fuck all you people! I think David Lee Roth is looking pretty good…
Go ahead and hump..HUMP!
Even crack whores are celebrities this days. I lost all hope in humanity,
I assume you lost hope in humanity thirty years ago?
Has she been arrested yet? Cause this would make the perfect mug shot.
In public, beady eyes need make up, famous person.
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