1. Jill_Ess

    Chelsea always looks like she just got finished mowing the lawn.

  2. TomFrank

    Lie #1: She’s pretty.

  3. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    Lie number one: “I’m hot and sexy.”

  4. dontlooknow

    People that look as bad as she does shouldn’t go around telling other people how bad they look…please pass on to Kathy Griffin too.

  5. The biggeast lie: i had fantasies aout having sex with this woman

  6. Senor Trout

    “My name is Drago. I’m a fighter from the Soviet Union. I fight all my life and I never lose. Soon I fight Rocky Balboa, and the world will see his defeat.”

  7. Bucky Barnes

    I would refuse to pay a penny more than 50 Cent for that book.

  8. cc

    She signs every book ‘Angelina Joli is a cunt.’

  9. toolazytothinkofaname

    She is a woman is one of those lies right? It looks like (s)he could of just killed a girlfriend

  10. Deryn

    This is hot enough for Chicago.

  11. It had to be said

    Actually, the first three lies are that she didn’t drink a bottle of vodka before showing up for this, the fourth is that she is attractive in any way, and fifth, that she has any idea where she is.

  12. Cam

    I know her vodka soaked vagina is supposed to be amazing but look what you have to go through to get there…..

  13. Beatnik

    I forget…which 80′s hair band is he from? I wanna say Poison but I know that’s not right. Oh, this is going to drive me nuts..

  14. The Winchester

    Guy Pearce has a pretty sweet rack.

  15. baron of all media

    This chick looks like a sand volleyball silver medalist from 1988 after the Russians beat her for losing to America.

  16. Bucky Barnes

    Fuck all you people! I think David Lee Roth is looking pretty good…

  17. hmna

    Kato Kaelin?

  18. Asoto

    Even crack whores are celebrities this days. I lost all hope in humanity,

  19. JMS

    Has she been arrested yet? Cause this would make the perfect mug shot.

  20. babybitch

    In public, beady eyes need make up, famous person.

  21. The Critical Crassness

    Crack use is hell on the body, isn’t it Chelsea?

  22. vlad

    hurling in 3…2….

  23. Colin

    Did Steven Tyler kill her and put on her skin?

  24. misha

    She always looks like she was rode hard and put up wet.

  25. This one is severely weathered with age.

  26. UnholyKrep

    When did Jan Michael Vincent get breast implants?

  27. HumpinFrog

    “I did not have sexual relations with Jen… that women”. “I did however blow any rapper that would have me”. “Twice”. “Please buy my book”. “I’ll blow you”.

  28. Brennan Haley

    Looks like someone is angling for a part in TERMINATOR FIVE, knowing full well that the star is about 87 by now, and so anyone that looks like the Cryptkeeper with guns and taataas is a shoe in. You go girl!


    She sucks ass! She can shove that mexi- midget up her cavernous twat!

  30. Renzomatic

    I know brutha’s like the white momen, but the white man? I thought they drew the line womewhere.

  31. BigJim

    Eileen Warnous is back from the dead.

  32. Renzomatic

    My bad, I know the brutha’s like the white women, but the white man? I thought they drew line somewhere.

  33. “Oh my god, Chelsea Handler just signed my book in vomit!”

  34. Renzomatic

    Chuey never even hit that. Nor wanted to. Little man has standards.

  35. 16MPG

    I think she’s attractive — in a major way. Most of the women posted here couldn’t connect a sentence, establish a persona, or run a business, successfully. Chelsea Handler is attractive, intelligent, funny, and aggressively successful. No problems with that. Go Chelsea.

  36. Damn – looks like she’s been beaten within 9 inches of her life.

  37. *Forehead slap* —–50 cent.

  38. tlmck

    I wonder if there are any pictures of when she was a dude.

  39. You could slip this photo into Oregon’s faces of meth deck and change the lives of thousands.

  40. JPC

    Man, after last week’s picture, I didn’t think Fabio could look any worse. Silly me.

  41. Robert

    Damn good for a tranny.

  42. Robert

    My bad, “Damned good”.

  43. BLucky

    So this is what Dog the Bounty Hunter looks like without sunglasses.

  44. If she and Ke$ha are ever photographed together it will result in a class action lawsuit.

  45. Chris

    I can’t quite put my finger on it but Fabio looks different somehow.

  46. Steelerchick

    Wow – she’s beautiful!! Now please tell me Fiddy saw in her?

  47. Charmless Man

    “Yes. 50 wrecked it. Completely.”

  48. Carson

    FINALLY! Steven Tyler took a break from the make up and crazy ladies’ clothes!

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