1. it had to be said

    Apparently cigarettes, plastic surgery and blow counts as a “revolution” now.

  2. lily

    cute dress

  3. I don’t think any of us MISSED this crap….

  4. Most women are taught as girls to cross their legs like this to be ladylike. JWoww, on the other hand, just needs to pee.

  5. Taking all things into consideration, this is probably the best picture of her that I’ve ever seen. But then, I’m pretty fucked up in the head.

  6. horndog

    the things i would do….

  7. But she never sponsors throat lozenges. Now why is that?

    • dooood

      because they have not yet made dick flavored lozenges?

      • kimmykimkim

        Dumb thumbs! I thumbed this down accidentally! And I laughed out loud too! Haha dick flavor! Fish, can’t we just get rid of the thumbs and just criticize each other like normal?

  8. Frugal Gourmet

    Fuckable here.

  9. I agree with vitobone and Frugal. Now if she can only hold this pose for the rest of her life, we’re all set…..

  10. nick

    in Thailand, at least the lady-boys can pass as women.

  11. Someone from the Jersy Shore looking fuckable? Never say never.

  12. i am utterly ashamed to admit it but from this angle and this distance, this foul-mouthed, moronic Ditch Pig actually looks fuckable. Amazing!

    • dooood

      ummm she always was fuckable.
      she is horrible for several other reasons.
      the penis has no sense of wait maybe i shouldn’t do this i could catch something.
      also, those are some world class titties.

  13. Your tongue, My balls.

    Somewhere there is a bag of hammers that is pretty proud of its IQ right now.

  14. duder

    Spread your legs, bitch.

  15. She needs some Leg Cuts Sleek and Lean, she looks like a puppet made from hotdogs.

  16. KC

    In this somewhat respectable photo I had a hard time recognizing that it was JWow.

  17. EricLr

    When she uncrosses those legs, I just hope there is someone nearby with a mop.

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