Seal at a party for The Voice in Sydney, Australia. (May 10, 2012)
Your mother makes $1.95/m on the computer. She has been unemployed for five months but last month her check was $17864 just sticking any requested item in any of her orifices via a webcam. I know because she’s sitting right next to me and I make 75% of her take. Here’s the site to read more…fuckoff.die.CoM
You know as soon as he gets home that camera is going into a special room, and YOU’D BETTER NOT MESS WITH IT!!!
Seal is so out of touch that his camera still has film in it…
That is a nice camera. I can see getting divorced over that.
“Say, Auf Wiedersehen!”
Fucker got my soul!
So his old lady gives him the boot and he becomes a paparazzo, just like the other blood suckers…
What an anachronistic relic that is. The camera’s not bad though.
Taking a picture of Chris Brown. Shortly after it was taken, they burgled each other’s walnuts.
“You there.. Ephialtes.. May you live forever.. “
He has sealed his fate with the cameras.
i remember this one time (alright, more than one time) i was playing warcraft or GTA or COD or some shit and this chick was like –
hey i haven’t seen you in a while, wanna come meet me for drinks?
hey wanna watch me try on some new outfits?
and i was all like – chills with that dude! i’m on level 3!!
anyway, none of those girls were world famous smoking hot supermodels but i know how it feels in hindsight after you make really dumb decisions.
[Widen tongue, pull tongue back, then speak in higher pitch]
“Preeeecious takes pictures of the peoplez! Precious camera… preeeeeecious.”
No seal no! Don’t take my picture!!!! My scar!!!
oooh, seal has become a middle-aged hipster, yay!
“‘Once you go black you never back,’ my ass! F*cking Gerard Butler. Blimey!”
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