You know you’re ‘past it’ when:
a) you aren’t flexible enough to look behind you and see your dress has a big-ass zipper hanging off of it and
b) you can’t get the attention of 2 young guys when you’re posing suggestively on the street. In NEW YORK, of all places!!
Those guys must be gay…or there’s a hotter, younger starlet offcamera.
When she’s gussied up Eva always been the cutest little Latina garden gnome.
lily must be
1. The sexiest bitch to ever walk the earth (due to the amount of critical posts on pictures of attractive women) or..
2. The ugliest bitch to ever walk the earth (due to the amount of critical posts on pictures of attractive women) or…
3. A man who could never hope to hit that..or anything close…or
4. A man who likes men.
All equally likely…yet for some reason I find myself leaning overwhelmingly towards #2 or #3…
The way that guy is clutching his invisible string of pearls, there must be a John Hamm or Fassbender coming down the sidewalk.
Now that’s a nice ass. I want to take a bite.
I think she is doing the I just farted pose
I Will break you
I always laugh when a chick does the “Look at my ass” pose. They all do that, LOOK AT MY ASS, even ugly fat chicks do it. But if you actually look at their ass any other time you are a pervert.
It’s relative to how hot the viewer is. Ugly guys like me? Forever a pervert. The drooling doesn’t help, either.
Can’t believe I went to the same university as her. She’s on top of the world while I write lame comments on websites. I’m sure her looks have nothing to do with it. It must be the major. Yeah, I’m going with major.
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Eva Longoria at The Late Show with David Letterman in New York City. (May 9, 2012)