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Khloe’s evil oompa loompa twin
Strip off her makeup and she’s Rosie O’Donnell’s twin. Can you imagine them having sex? Man, the fat would really fly…
WHY WOULD YOU EVER?!??!?
As mental images go, it’s not so bad. Rosie and Wynonna going at it would only be slightly more grotesque than watching naked sumo wrestling… Manatees need love too, y’know.
Khloes evil twin.Comment of the year.
Look, it’s Pizza the Hut!
I thought the Supermoon was last week.
“Two…count ‘em…it took two drums of orange spray to get all of me.”
Someone should tell her that her casper hands don’t match her Jersey shore orange face. also, nice double-boob there fatty…
“Two! That’s right, I’m eating for two.”
“As we go on… we remember… all of the times we… had together…
And as our lives change… come whatever… we will still be… Friends Forever. ” – Vitamin Hep C
This is an affront to genuine gingers everywhere.
I wouldn’t worry too much, Doc. No sighted person anywhere will mistake that for a natural hair color. Even the blind would be like, “Y’know, I can’t put my finger on it, but something’s a little off about Wynonna Judd’s hair.”
And then they would try to put their finger on it, but poke her in the eye instead.
Specifying how many sides of beef she wants before dinner.
My god, those are some chubby fingers.
“Two coats of orange housepaint.”
looks like someone keyed the side of that bus.
Aaah! Demon! Demon!
It’s hard to tell where skin ends and hair begins.
“Sniff these two fingers and guess which new author they’ve been in!”
Snooki, it’s like looking into the future!
there was some sort of mixup with the blend on the various colors there. All the white went on the teeth
Yes, I’m sure that was an impressive duece. Quit bragging.
More like Wynonna Fudd
I’ll have two small children with a double side of gravy – Thanks!
‘So Mom’s all like ‘Snooki, baby, don’t you love the hair?’ And I’m like ‘um, not really, why is it all orange?’ and
Mom’s like ‘well sweetie, you know Sitch calls me Kabak in bed – thats Turkish for pumpkin you know – and..’ and I’m all like ‘Oh My Fucking God, you are FUCKING him!?’ and Mom’s like ‘no, baby, HE’S fucking ME.’
Snooki dyed her hair!
Does she sing about cowboys with cheating hearts and lying eyes? Because I think I see what the real issue might be.
Jessica Simpson, meet your future.
“This is how we pick our nose in Nashville.”
Snooki obviously gets her amazing skin color from her mom.
For the record: letting color-blind candy ravers dye your hair will leave you looking like a leather manatee in a Cyndi Lauper wig.
She is motioning to the restaurany : I’ll have 2 of everything.
Rihanna really let herself go…
It’s her stealth look, she can hide on the street by looking like a 70′s van, black with flames running up the sides.
It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown … for Easter?
How long before Hulk Hogan is tapping that?