TSA just called in reinforcements.
looks like she has a paper mask of her face over her face
The friction between those thighs is going to melt her nylons for sure.
She’s going for that “burn victim” look. Good for her.
clashing sucks fucking ass
If she was going to surgically replace her legs with totem poles, she could have at least gotten shapely ones.
Philly doesn’t want ya, get lost.
We have enough ghetto hoes with fake (insert item here) around as it is.
“Oh no. This motherfucker better not touch my water.”
sometimes a picture is worth 1,000 screams
Doesn’t even look human. And what’s that behind her? My dream man with his sideways hat.
I remember when she used to look human.
Oops, I was thinking of someone else.
Partially pictured : The priest whose hand is, blessing the bottled water for an emergency exorcism via holy-water.
Well she didn’t fly Virgin! Wocka wocka wocka!
Ugh…kill it kill it!!!!…………….before it speaks let alone breeds
Wow, face transplants have come a long way since they were *completely* hideous.
Ladies and gentlemen, I zoomed in this mess and now I am blind… Motherfuker!
Even straight Morrissey is left speechless by the appearance of this chick.
That happened to my Mr. Potato Head pieces when I put them in the microwave, too.
That’s a whole lot of douchebaggery.
now everything makes sense, she was a harlequin baby.
Next on HSN: The “Happy/Sad Hobo Clown” painting.
Would look great with your Elvis “oil-on-velvet” and your “Dogs Playing Poker” collectables! Lines are now open!
The aliens drew the Nazca lines in Peru to communicate with other aliens. They drew more lines on Nicki Minaj’s legs as a warning of genital herpes.
What a fucking clown.
I wonder how long it took her to shave that in her leg hair?
Dammit Richard Branson! Stop picking up alien hitchhikers already!
And here I thought Conan O’Brien was the only clown I can’t stand…
that face will make children cry
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Nicki Minaj in Philadelphia. (April 4, 2012)