superficial

  1. it had to be said

    TSA just called in reinforcements.

  2. dooood

    looks like she has a paper mask of her face over her face

  3. Jiminy Cryptic

    The friction between those thighs is going to melt her nylons for sure.

  4. She’s going for that “burn victim” look. Good for her.

  5. Shoisefhoi

    clashing sucks fucking ass

  6. JC

    If she was going to surgically replace her legs with totem poles, she could have at least gotten shapely ones.

  7. Deacon Jones

    Philly doesn’t want ya, get lost.

    We have enough ghetto hoes with fake (insert item here) around as it is.

  8. j/k

    “Oh no. This motherfucker better not touch my water.”

  9. sometimes a picture is worth 1,000 screams

  10. Carolyn

    Doesn’t even look human. And what’s that behind her? My dream man with his sideways hat.

  11. Partially pictured : The priest whose hand is, blessing the bottled water for an emergency exorcism via holy-water.

  12. Well she didn’t fly Virgin! Wocka wocka wocka!

  13. taz

    Ugh…kill it kill it!!!!…………….before it speaks let alone breeds

  14. EricLr

    Wow, face transplants have come a long way since they were *completely* hideous.

  15. Crissy

    Ladies and gentlemen, I zoomed in this mess and now I am blind… Motherfuker!

  16. Even straight Morrissey is left speechless by the appearance of this chick.

  17. CK

    That happened to my Mr. Potato Head pieces when I put them in the microwave, too.

  18. Mitch

    That’s a whole lot of douchebaggery.

  19. a short haired girl

    now everything makes sense, she was a harlequin baby.

  20. Johnny P!

    Next on HSN: The “Happy/Sad Hobo Clown” painting.
    Would look great with your Elvis “oil-on-velvet” and your “Dogs Playing Poker” collectables! Lines are now open!

  21. The Brown Streak

    The aliens drew the Nazca lines in Peru to communicate with other aliens. They drew more lines on Nicki Minaj’s legs as a warning of genital herpes.

  22. El Jefe

    What a fucking clown.

  23. Man from a Land of Plenty

    I wonder how long it took her to shave that in her leg hair?

  24. tlmck

    Dammit Richard Branson! Stop picking up alien hitchhikers already!

  25. And here I thought Conan O’Brien was the only clown I can’t stand…

  26. that face will make children cry

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