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  1. EricLr

    I bet his iPhone has an app to find nearby high schools.

  2. electricgrl

    Just outside the shot: Chris Hansen and his camera crew

  3. Billybob

    It’s always disappointing to see Wilmer Valderrama safely making it to Arrivals.

  4. j/k

    “What am I listening too? Justin Bieber and One Direction, the chicks dig these guys.”

  5. Star Droppings

    In just one six-hour flight, Rosetta Stone can teach you how to say, “I have candy in my van” in every language.

  6. I thought they sold the last mesh shirt in Miami in 1997.

  7. He’s on his way to pick up JoJo.

  8. Carolyn

    I think I saw him rooting through my Goodwill donations this morning.

  9. dontkillthemessenger

    I’d ask how he’s getting these women, but in a previous pic, young girls were photographing an obviously gay man

    The answer is who the fuck knows.

  10. Tad Bit Tipsy

    So… Mexicosexual.

  11. cc

    Oh! I believe I see Joe Jonas over there!

  12. Swearin

    It’s the latino Russell Brand!

  13. The Brown Streak

    “I have white headphones for white music and black headphones for black music. I’m listening to Drake right now.”

  14. El Jefe

    Douche level raised to the max.

  15. Play it cool, man. Play it cool. You’ll make to the bathroom before you shit the kid out. No one will notice the leg. Play it cool.

  16. tlmck

    Presenting the latest in technology. A penis vibrator disguised as headphones.

  17. “Tower, this is Wilmer Valderrama Flight 644 on final approach to runway two-niner-zero…please tell my mom.”

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