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  1. Mr. Poop

    Would obliterate the dark haired ones hershey highway

    • dontkillthemessenger

      What he said, only without the classy description.

    • cc

      Yes, given the option, I’d help myself to that brunette. This is how all stewardesses should look. KLM still has a lot of good ones. Air Canada has a few good ones from Montreal. That’s it though.

    • MILF

      “The dark haired ones”…um, that means both. Mr. Howard might not like that.

  2. it had to be said

    I sort of feel like “virgin” means something different in British English.

  3. Bonky

    Virgin America is using Terrence Howard to attract more black male passengers with their slogan “More ‘Beckys’ for the Brothas than any other airline !”

  4. Deacon Jones

    Somewhere, in a remote factory, the “pink slime” coming out of the giant sausage tube machine just turned drier and now smells like cheap perfume, mascara, and stale cigarettes.

    Elsewhere, a team of fresh-faced flight attendents are hitting the sky.

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  6. Billybob

    Interesting to note the difference in the girls’ body language between this and the Gosselin photo…

  7. DeucePickle

    It’ll interesting to see what these ladies look like in 9 months.

  8. Terrence Howard

    That’s right ladies I douched my way out of Iron Man 2. Don Cheadle sent me a thank you note and some candy.

  9. Colin

    I wouldn’t use a phone made by Virgin; why would I use one of their planes?

    • I didn’t realize that Virgin manufactured their own aircraft. I thought they would just buy them from Boeing or Airbus like everyone else.

  10. Tad Bit Tipsy

    It’s hard out there for a pimp.

  11. The Brown Streak

    THIS is how you do it Mr. Stark!

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