“Look at her. She stowed away on the return trip of one of our space flights. Phone home! Ha ha ha.”
…but have you achieved success at success at success?
i know how to get famous now, you first blow a pompous no talent ass and the rest is history, this bitch is irrelevant.
Amber may be a slut but that chick is so cute, just look at Branson squeezing her face like an old woman would do to a little kid.
You are correct, mon ami. Such a pretty smile. Well played.
Exactly. No matter how much she crops/bleaches her hair or what outlandish crazy-ass outfit she’s wearing, she just can’t hide the fact that she’s plain gorgeous.
I wonder which one has put away more STDs….
Just curious…why would you say that? Were they at the Free Clinic the same time you were?
“You WILL tell me where you put the Illudium Pu-36 space modulator!”
Now, take me to this Delilah’s Den!
“Not only does it suck dick, but it talks too!!”
Touching Amber Rose with his bare skin, that Branson guy is a risk taker.
Can we please stop pretending this syphilis infested guttersnipe is relevant?
Easy there, the man was knighted.
Richard: “I’ll have you know I’m a BILLIONAIRE, you young hussy! Now smile for me!”
Richard: “Now, look like a virgin for me airlines advert!”
Amber: “uhhh… How about I just put on these E.T. sunglasses?”
Richard: ‘That’ll do! Tally-ho!”
Kind of ironic that she’s helping to launch anything called “Virgin” since her virginity was launched long ago.
Soon doves will fly out and she will zap them, just like in when Mars Attacks!
“OK, your turn. Say “I am a member of the chubby baby club.” Now smile”
I see Richard is already picking up alien hitchhikers on Virgin Galactic.
Three Stooges movie is gonna be great.
I bought a planet.
You do know what’s gonna be dripping off this chin of yours later don’t you?
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Sir Richard Branson with Amber Rose at the launch of Virgin America's first flight from LA to Philly. (April 4, 2012)