1. it had to be said

    “Look at her. She stowed away on the return trip of one of our space flights. Phone home! Ha ha ha.”

  2. dooood

    …but have you achieved success at success at success?

  3. Bonky

    Amber may be a slut but that chick is so cute, just look at Branson squeezing her face like an old woman would do to a little kid.

  4. I wonder which one has put away more STDs….

  5. “You WILL tell me where you put the Illudium Pu-36 space modulator!”

  6. j/k

    Now, take me to this Delilah’s Den!

  7. Deacon Jones

    “Not only does it suck dick, but it talks too!!”

  8. George P Burdell

    Touching Amber Rose with his bare skin, that Branson guy is a risk taker.

  9. Colin

    Can we please stop pretending this syphilis infested guttersnipe is relevant?

  10. Johnny P!

    Richard: “I’ll have you know I’m a BILLIONAIRE, you young hussy! Now smile for me!”
    Amber: “Okay!”
    Richard: “Now, look like a virgin for me airlines advert!”
    Amber: “uhhh… How about I just put on these E.T. sunglasses?”
    Richard: ‘That’ll do! Tally-ho!”

  11. Kind of ironic that she’s helping to launch anything called “Virgin” since her virginity was launched long ago.

  12. Soon doves will fly out and she will zap them, just like in when Mars Attacks!

  13. fuckface

    “OK, your turn. Say “I am a member of the chubby baby club.” Now smile”

  14. tlmck

    I see Richard is already picking up alien hitchhikers on Virgin Galactic.

  15. chmod

    Three Stooges movie is gonna be great.

  16. Branson

    I bought a planet.

  17. Biff

    You do know what’s gonna be dripping off this chin of yours later don’t you?

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