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  1. Richard McBeef

    Scooter parking is around the side of the building, Orlando.

    Apr 5, 2012 at 2:06 pm /  Reply /90
  2. Bonky

    He still can’t figure out why the Hell’s Angels won’t let him join.

    Apr 5, 2012 at 2:08 pm /  Reply /110
  3. EricLr

    Normal guy in top half of picture

    80′s Jazzercize instructor in bottom half.

    Apr 5, 2012 at 2:12 pm /  Reply /90
  4. stinky mcpoop

    When your wife wears the pants, well, you gotta wear something…might as well be her sweats.

    Apr 5, 2012 at 2:25 pm /  Reply /120
  5. Eric

    I bet the ass of those sweatpants says, “PINK.”

    Apr 5, 2012 at 2:59 pm /  Reply /120
  6. Froghammer

    “Daddy’s Girl”.

    Apr 5, 2012 at 3:03 pm /  Reply /70
  7. Crissy

    Are. those.boobs.I.see? Buwahahahahaha! That.cant.be.Orlando!!!

    Apr 5, 2012 at 4:27 pm /  Reply /10
  8. Frederick Buddha

    I was about to riff on him for wearing mauve sweats, but then I realized that (a) I don’t have a motorcycle and (b) I knew the word ‘mauve.’ Damn you, wife’s stupid catalogs that she leaves in the crapper!

    Apr 5, 2012 at 4:38 pm /  Reply /40
  9. The Pope

    If you were wondering, the pants say “I bang Miranda Kerr every night so I just don’t have to give a damn about anything else.”

    Apr 5, 2012 at 6:02 pm /  Reply /60
  10. CK

    The pants I could forgive, but THOSE GLOVES…

    Apr 5, 2012 at 6:23 pm /  Reply /20
  11. The Brown Streak

    Streethawk! Fridays at 8pm on NBC!

    Apr 5, 2012 at 9:02 pm /  Reply /10
  12. Iveski

    That is the least convincing Stig costume I’ve ever seen.

    Apr 5, 2012 at 9:48 pm /  Reply /10
  13. jeffiner

    how is this orlando bloom if this person has breasts?

    Apr 5, 2012 at 9:58 pm /  Reply /30
  14. psychosis13

    He has bigger breasts than Miranda Kerr. Kudos to him.

    Apr 5, 2012 at 10:07 pm /  Reply /10
  15. vitobonespur

    I didn’t realize Orlando Bloom would look this good in sweats. I may have a go at him when I’m done with his old lady!

    Apr 6, 2012 at 2:37 am /  Reply /00
  16. meh

    This isn’t orlando bloom you dumfucks.This is obviously some chick. You’d think the commentators here would recognize an obvious joke meant to mock someone out of blantant jealousy. I mean that is what we spend our time doing here isn’t it?

    Apr 6, 2012 at 8:30 am /  Reply /20
  17. meh

    And fuck I should have googled “Orlando Bloom motorcycle purple” first. I can’t fuckign believe this thing bangs Miranda Kerr, married her and put a baby in it. I appologize I just didn’t realise the world was THIS fucked up.

    Apr 6, 2012 at 8:34 am /  Reply /11
  18. Bionic_Crouton

    Does he have “FREE CUNT” stenciled on his sweats?

    Apr 6, 2012 at 10:20 am /  Reply /00

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