1. Hermione looks down to fuck. I have a magic wand for her.

  2. Drew

    Yawn. Emma Watson should be competing with Olivia Munn for the “most average” award.

  3. Ah, the old “queef of stars” tat…the tramp stamp of 2013.

  4. Cock Dr

    OMG Emma!
    Aye Carumba!

  5. You know, I never found her incredibly attractive before the way some internet nerds scream about, but in this pic she is gorgeous.

  6. nomnomnom

    I’m feeling a young Jennifer Love Hewitt vibe here. Minus the chest candy.

  7. Deacon Jones

    Holy FUCK does she look hot with long hair

  8. BP

    I get all these fuckin’ Emmas confuses:
    Emma Watson, Emma Stone, Emma Roberts, Emma Thompson, Emmy Rossum …Emma Loser!

    • Watson is the one from Harry Potter, Stone is the one who has the career Lohan could have had, Roberts is the one who only has a “career” becuase of nepotism, Thompson is the old one, Rossum is the one who gets naked on Showtime.

  9. She is so desperate to be a model and she really thinks she is too. She is a pretty girl, but way too short and definitely not model material. The only reason she gets any interest and some covers is because of her Harry Potter fame. She needs to take a lot at Ireland Baldwin, now that is a model.

  10. I spotted Hermione Granger!

  11. alex

    Look closely at her belly button…its an eyeball looking out at you. Eerie.

  12. -I’m all grown up now Harry…with tats and red nails and all that
    -But…what about Ron?
    -Yeah, he’ll be watching, wand in hand.

  13. Henry Hill

    Never found her that hot here, but I seriously wanna bang her the way she looks in this photo.

  14. lily

    awkward pose + 1000 yard stare….not a good cover pic, but she is a classic beauty

  15. Weeblo

    Emma got passed over by William but I would certainly make her queen

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  17. E_

    She looks like Ali Lohan. Scary!

  18. cc

    Her face is lovely.

  19. Toe Jam

    Allow me to connect the dots.

  20. Misana

    looks like Lana Del rey who looks like Julia Roberts.. who was pretty woman.

  21. Arzach

    “Inspectovagina Leviousa” – 1000000 points to Gryffindor

  22. Skeeter

    I’d like to taste and pound her anus.

  23. llol

    I feel like she’s looked ten times sexier in other photoshoots, where does she look seriously malnourished. Yikes. Pretty girl, but this pic sucks

  24. Some people are sure hard to please. Personally, I think she’s a doll.

  25. anonym

    she doesn’t look too good in this photo. They made her super skinny or some shit.

    Give her a few burgers, and pound her in the butt to make sure the burger nutrients get absorbed rather than going into the toilet.

  26. “Second star to the right and straight on till morning”
    Neverland, here I cum.

  27. Hans

    World’s stupidest tat award.

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