superficial

  1. She killed the shark herself with her bare hands.

  2. if she sells enough she can buy an upper lip

  3. Amber

    It’s a sad day when the scariest heel in that picture is Heidi Klum.

  4. Cock Dr

    Please Heidi don’t ever do that again.
    Go run into the surf and rescue someone from a shark, that’s what we want, not shark shoes.

  5. Those shoes look fucking stupid. I’ll bet Gaga wears them within the next week.

  6. Which of these things is known for eating seal?

  7. Well, the toy maker certainly captured her smile, but I feel like there’s still something off about the likeness.

  8. Well, at least the Fleshlights are accurate.

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