superficial

  1. This picture is a fucking waste. Christina’s covering up what everyone wants to see and what the fuck is that iron thing on January’s stomach? Is that supposed to be a belt buckle?

  2. Two chicks more trouble than they’re worth.

    But I’m willing to learn this the hard way.

  3. Manny

    Looks like that smile is physically painful for Jones.

  4. jones = butterface

  5. JimBB

    “Listen, Red. Just keep smiling for the cameras and don’t say a word about helping me dig that hole in my backyard. Do that and no one else has to get hurt, mkay?”

  6. MarketingMike

    Christina’s lost a little weight, is looking very, very fine!
    January looks like the last time she washed her face,
    was for that bathtub instagram 2 weeks ago.
    Icy Cold and Greasy, nice combination.

    By the way, that gold thing is an Ice Shield.

  7. Nice…..Christina lost a few pounds. Looking fucking fantastic!

  8. “Oh, MAD Men. I thought this was the X-Men premiere. Which is why I dressed this way and didn’t bring Xander, because I wasn’t about to bring him to something I thought he might like.”

  9. Poor Christina, it looks like she froze solid after touching the ice queen.

  10. “Jan, is your kid licking that wall socket?”
    “I don’t know. Now ask me if I care.”
    “Do you care?”
    “No!”

  11. Jack Spratt could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean.

  12. Thought balloon from both heads: “If I stand next to this skank, I can’t help but look hot!”

  13. ThrewUpInMyMouth

    Ms. Jones looks like she’s ready to be Charlie Sheen’s next ex-wife … which will tie in well with her child neglect tendencies. All she has to do is kill the current gold digger wife.

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