Paps can’t leave Alec alone, and Alec can leave the Paps alone.
Co-Dependent and dysfunctional relationship.
I bet his poop even looks pissed off.
Or pissed on.
Depends on where you want this joke to go.
LUCKY FOR YOU ASSHOLES THIS COCKAPOO IS HOLDING ME BACK!!!
Alec….fuck you. You are definitely now in the public eye, since your whore wife spread her legs and bent them over the back of her head for all the world to see.
I’ll give you 200 bucks if you lemme fuck her while you watch.
I thought he was done with NYC. Why is he still here? Go to california as you said you would.
Being a pap and making eye contact with Alec is never a good thing. Luckily there are three bitches in his way.
The direct stare is the first warning. When the ears stick straight up, walk (don’t run) for the nearest tree and climb it.
Hahahaha. How badass can you be while walking those bitches?
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Alec and Hilaria Baldwin in New York City. (April 3, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN