1. “Fancy a shag? Meet me in the portable shitter.”

  2. Sulu isn’t impressed.

  3. You know what he’s thinking….lol

    I’ll fuck her in the dark, then I won’t be able to see that fucking ugly face. lmao

  4. anonymous

    Looks like John Cho and his American Pie buddies are on that beach as well.

  5. Harold & Kumar are not impressed.

  6. Nope, not even walking by the sea can hide Gerard’s Eau de Porti-Toilette smell.

  7. Her leg snaps off at the thigh.

  8. “They should have put that ass on Extra”

  9. there is no piece of ass so low that Gerard will not fuck it

  10. “Sorry, I farted.”

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