Robert Pattinson at the premiere of Water For Elephants in Berlin. (April 27, 2011)
How and why does anyone think he’s hot?!
Yeah, he doesn’t do anything for me. He looks like he always needs a bath.
Damn fine question. Yuk!
Is it just me, or is he slowly morphing into Christopher Lloyd?
More like Prof. Erwin Corey!
I see he went back to his troll pencil eraser hair
He always looks like he’s on day 2 of trying to quit drugs cold turkey. The fact that he brushes his teeth with coffee and styles his hair with bacon grease doesn’t help either.
Yahoo Serious rules.
I don’t get it.
is it just me, or is Tim Burton looking younger?
I know teenage girls don’t have a lot of money, but I’d think he could afford some Crest Whitestrips by now.
Lay off the dude, he’s British.
seriously, it’s amazing he actually has all of his teeth in his head
Wow.. he really is British….
So that bullshit hair wasn’t just for the vampire movies?
“And then it just gushes out everywhere! Like a geyser! It’s easy, too, you can do it with your fingers. Women just lay there and moan. They suck.”
Coming up next for Patterson is the lead in “Gay Wolverine: the Musical!”
THAT is what Wolverine looks like after 15 dime-bags, and hammering 8-Balls like Chuckles the Sheen……
He’s British, right? I couldn’t remember, but then I saw his teeth.
he’s slowly turning into pete dougherty
Women my age think he’s attractive? I am ashamed of my peers.
Yes, I am a MILF. But taking a pass on this one.
This guy is starting to make Charlie Sheen look healthy and refreshed.
The thing that turns me off more than the wackadoo hair or the smoky teeth or the fucking IT’S YOUR PREMIERE, SO SHAVE, is how naturally beautiful people deliberately make themselves horrendous, out of some screwed-up sense of “it’s not my fault I’m so pretty, so here, I’ll look like *you* to make it all better”. It’s moronic and contemptuous, all at the same time. Can’t you just own it, for fuck’s sake?
no, i refuse to.
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