aha! ahahaha! you still dress like that! hoo…hoo…you fucking clown!
She must be new in town, because otherwise how could you possibly *not* find someone better to fuck for money than Fred Durst?
Dude, she’s new in the hemisphere – that’s a Russian mail bride if I’ve ever seen one.
At least she had the good grace to look embarrassed.
That’s some ugly nookie.
and apparently all he did for it was roll off the couch and button up his shirt.
Damn, I thought Federline got tatted up.
oh yeah, you nailed it
She must be from some remote village in the Czech Republic that just got introduced to CDs and Limp Bizkit is ‘cutting edge’ because that’s the only way she could not look completely mortified of being caught in public with Grandpa Durst.
It’s actually sweet that you probably think Czech Republic is in Africa or something like that. And that you Lady Gaga lovers think you know what’s “cutting edge”.
What’s even sweeter is the fact that Assoto still thinks Africa lacks televisions/modern technology.
Ignoring the fact you just proved your own ignorance about Africa… what you really proved is that you also still think Limp Bizkit is relevant.
No but srsly, she’s got the look down to the weird little East-Euro socks.
Did she actually eat any meat at the Steakhouse?
Nope, got all her protein in the cab ride to the steakhouse.
This dude jumped the shark right about the time the phrase itself did.
I think there was a shark in the uterus with him. He just lazily floated over it.
“May I help m’lady into my tricked out Chevy Cavalier?”
Bank Of America has a steakhouse? Who DIDN’T they take over when the economy tanked?
I thought it went, ” I did it all for the Wookie, for the Wookie,” but that does not look like Khloe!
I know neither of these people….is that a hint of “Douche #5″ I smell wafting down the sidewalk, from both the Wonder Twins here?
Hello escort service? I need a skinny older chick that dresses like a teenager.
My first thought, too. Well, and maybe that he asked for an actual teenager but could only afford the older model.
He’s pullin’ a page from the Max Hardcore playbook.
Retirement seems to be agreeing with Brett Favre.
This time ,Fred must be planning on making an, “I Fucked the Babysitter” porno given his companion’s costume.
It’s just amazing that Fred Durst hasn’t lost a step since his hey day. He was a complete fucking douche and a toolbag when he broke onto the scene in ’97 and he’s still going strong. Kudos Fred! Kudos!
Looks like durst got off his busboy shift early, and is working one of the hostesses.
Can we talk about how many DBs have been coming out of BOA lately? They must have an Ed Hardy store in there or something!?
Couldn’t stand him in 1999 and now at his age just looks embarrassing dressed like that. He looks like he’s desperately holding on to the late 1990’s.
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