superficial

  1. pdan

    “Hey, you wouldn’t turn down the Mr. Clean role for this much money either, pal…”

  2. friendlyfires

    Who knew I’d be living both Telly Savalas’s and Charles Bronson’s career? Ka-ching!

  3. 2for2true

    Would someone PLEASE get the goddam retarded kid out of the shopping cart.

  4. marie

    When I was younger, I used to have wet dreams about this one…….not so much these days.

  5. It had to be said

    Put a hat on that head before my eyeballs are burned out.

  6. vlad

    Did someone just run over his forehead with their Hoveround?

  7. He looks like he’s about to smirk the dreadlocks right off the guy shoving the basket of bootleg CD’s in his face.

  8. dontlooknow

    He gets my vote to play Curly in the Three Stooges movie.

  9. Turd Ferguson

    Dr. Evil lives!

  10. Sarah M

    “Duh, which way did he go George, which way did he go?”

  11. Zombie Kitty

    Chemo paedo

  12. “And then we got this hockey puck over here…”

  13. Even his shirt’s calling him old.

  14. justuhbill

    “Wait ’til they get a load of me.”

  15. Raechbomb

    Of all the homeless people in this photo gallery, he is the baldest.

  16. Captain Slappy

    Lex Luthor at the Mall does NOT find you amusing….on a side note..yes, Bruce Willis would still punch you in your face and make you like it. Then drive away with a witty quote.

  17. Milf

    Judging from the expression his face, he might be filming “Blow the favorite” – as the title character. It’s good to be the king.

  18. Shawn

    You can tell how old he is by counting the rings on his forehead

  19. Deryn

    Hot is what you are, not what you look like. For men, anyway. I think he still qualifies.

  20. whiskeyafternoon

    Madame Tussaud’s work is getting better and better.

  21. The Critical Crassness

    Wow, Rumor Willis’ chin looks so much smaller when she doesn’t wear her wig!

  22. c-h

    derpa derpa

  23. Zswan

    Sloth from the Goonies isn’t looking too bad these days…

  24. tha docta

    what a look of disappointment. he mustve seen one of his kids walk by.

  25. King Kong Bundy’s lost a lot of weight, it seems.

  26. lkflfklkfffff

    Bruce what the hell are you doing.

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