superficial

  1. slampon

    hey, fish–thanks for the dude-heavy edition of tcwm!

  2. 2for2true

    “I call this look Blue Steel.”

  3. TomFrank

    “I’m not the Jedi I should be. I want more. And I know I shouldn’t.”

  4. A stunt double will later argue that Benjamin only did 5% of the work during this photoshoot.

  5. It had to be said

    Is this that “Human Millipede” the kids are all talking about?

  6. Benjamin Millipede has almost 998 fewer legs than expected…

  7. “Here’s one. This is my look when I’m disgusted at God. Sometimes tall guys. One time a UFO, but it turned out to be an airplane. Pretty cool, huh?”

  8. Captain Slappy

    Just as cool as a busted leg on a millipede…on a moped.
    Mopellipede? Or…Millipepedo?

  9. Milf

    No, I’m sorry. An intervention is called for, that’s it, I’m getting my purse and car keys. He does not deserve Natalie! NON! NON! NON!

  10. Deryn

    Pretty smoulderingly attractive for a ballerina.

  11. lori

    Cynical, but sexy.

  12. whiskeyafternoon

    I can’t believe Johnny Knoxville fucked Natalie Portman.

  13. The Critical Crassness

    Benjamin didn’t really do his own fucking for the bedroom scenes at Natalie Portman’s impregnation…he had a stunt cock named I.M. Fuckenburger !

  14. He’s posing? No way.

  15. lkflfklkfffff

    He makes me remember why I don’t go to Starbucks. The look on his face says it all. Pretentious hipster asshole

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