hey, fish–thanks for the dude-heavy edition of tcwm!
Amen to that.
“I call this look Blue Steel.”
“I’m not the Jedi I should be. I want more. And I know I shouldn’t.”
A stunt double will later argue that Benjamin only did 5% of the work during this photoshoot.
Is this that “Human Millipede” the kids are all talking about?
Benjamin Millipede has almost 998 fewer legs than expected…
“Here’s one. This is my look when I’m disgusted at God. Sometimes tall guys. One time a UFO, but it turned out to be an airplane. Pretty cool, huh?”
Just as cool as a busted leg on a millipede…on a moped.
No, I’m sorry. An intervention is called for, that’s it, I’m getting my purse and car keys. He does not deserve Natalie! NON! NON! NON!
Pretty smoulderingly attractive for a ballerina.
Cynical, but sexy.
I can’t believe Johnny Knoxville fucked Natalie Portman.
Benjamin didn’t really do his own fucking for the bedroom scenes at Natalie Portman’s impregnation…he had a stunt cock named I.M. Fuckenburger !
He’s posing? No way.
He makes me remember why I don’t go to Starbucks. The look on his face says it all. Pretentious hipster asshole
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