George Michael: “Fuck! I loaned my favorite dildo to Nicki Minaj and now I’ve got an itch that I can’t scratch!”
i like how you brought the two pictures together. brilliant.
So it’s come to this – reduced to playing Bond villains – in his own mind.
You, Pierce B. and I with a bong – what a threesome LOL
Make sure you have a camera.
Either he just smelled his own finger or is trying to quickly swallow what he received in the back alley and it isn’t going down easy….
He tends to get arrested when he’s “out”…at least he’s dressed for a holiday card quality mugshot.
Mr. Magoo lives!
Trying out for Morpheous in a re-make of “The Matrix”?
the broadway remake.
Nope, nothing at all gay about that dude. Nothin’.
“Hmmm…French Moroccan nineteen ninety-one from the western slums of Mont Martre. Full body, a sassy aftertaste but I can’t say I care for the bouquet.”
If he squinted a little bit more, he would look like Gilbert Gottfried!
Damn….and to think he ruled the world briefly…life’s been a LEETLE rough on him.
I think HOT damn would be more appropriate here
Dude looks like Curious George. From the classic childrens’ book, “Curious George Has Anal Relations with a Tranny.”
It looks like somebody’s getting a little too enthusiastic with his rimming.
Not even Dr. House could decide if that’s terminal goatee metastasis or just a case of negative sideburns.
It isn’t often that you see a guy dressed to officiate at his own funeral! Nicely done, George!
who died? oh, yeah, his career… snap!
Going retro with the full grown facial mangina I see.
They say this guy is gay, but I don’t see it.
So I get the cool suit and glasses and all, but why’d he glue a squirrel to his face?
He looks like a hipster John Locke.
Surprised he’s not out in the public washroom in a park “Cottaging”.
Rumour has it that he created his own “foot tap” language to “morse code” for mating in the WC with a strange ugly men.
I miss the flouffy frosted hair.
these days george michael looks like billy joel. these days billy joel probably looks like a mummy.
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George Michael out in London. (April 28, 2011)