The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.28.11

Mickey Rourke out in New York City. (April 27, 2011)
36 Comments
  1. slampon

    flawless as always, mr. rourke.

    Apr 28, 2011 at 4:47 pm /  Reply /00
  2. Deacon Jones

    “My brains. are going. into my feet!!!!”

    Apr 28, 2011 at 4:52 pm /  Reply /00
  3. Pete

    There’s something they forgot to tell him about the Porcine Growth Hormone.

    Apr 28, 2011 at 5:04 pm /  Reply /00
  4. friendlyfires

    Tiger blood – haw – that Sheen asshole oughta’ try mainlining plutonium like I did, then he cantalk – haw!

    Apr 28, 2011 at 5:05 pm /  Reply /00
  5. Hugh Jass

    Jack Nicholson’s evil twin

    Apr 28, 2011 at 5:05 pm /  Reply /00
  6. 2for2true

    Pull what, exactly?

    Apr 28, 2011 at 5:08 pm /  Reply /00
  7. TomFrank

    Is he starring in The Philip Seymour Hoffman Story?

    Apr 28, 2011 at 5:11 pm /  Reply /00
  8. It had to be said

    Oh, I think that burrito is on its way back up . . .

    Apr 28, 2011 at 5:45 pm /  Reply /00
  9. McFeely Smackup

    Mr Leykis…your Spanx are showing.

    Apr 28, 2011 at 5:50 pm /  Reply /00
  10. vlad

    Was this man holding his gut in the entire time in Iron Man 2?

    Apr 28, 2011 at 5:50 pm /  Reply /00
  11. Turd Ferguson

    Someone change my huggies – I made a poopie.

    Apr 28, 2011 at 6:53 pm /  Reply /00
  12. Raechbomb

    Is he wearing pullups? He is indeed a big boy now.

    Apr 28, 2011 at 7:52 pm /  Reply /00
  13. justuhbill

    No doubt his publicist will tell us that he’s been in training for the Avengers for the last four months and is in the best shape of his life. Stupid camera angels.

    Apr 28, 2011 at 7:55 pm /  Reply /00
  14. Jess

    Pullups are branching out with a new “hip” adult logo

    Apr 28, 2011 at 8:20 pm /  Reply /00
  15. Dick Douche, Private Eye

    I DO NOT SEE A PROBLEM HERE. WHY THE F— ARE YOU RAGGING ON THE GUY? THERE IS NO PROBLEM HERE.

    Apr 28, 2011 at 8:59 pm /  Reply /00
  16. Milf

    Remember how hot he was in… um… anybody…?

    Apr 28, 2011 at 8:59 pm /  Reply /00
  17. Cock Dr

    I’m going to focus on the tulips. They’re pretty.

    Apr 28, 2011 at 9:06 pm /  Reply /00
  18. RHawk

    Meat Loaf has really let himself go.

    Apr 28, 2011 at 9:33 pm /  Reply /00
  19. lori

    He used to be soooooooo good looking. Shows you what too much drugs, alcohol, boxing and bad plastic surgery can do to you. So sad. :(

    Apr 28, 2011 at 10:09 pm /  Reply /00
  20. MILF

    It’s a miracle! Larry Flynt can walk again!

    Apr 28, 2011 at 11:39 pm /  Reply /00
  21. The Critical Crassness

    Is it just me or is he morphing into Jabba the Hut?

    Apr 28, 2011 at 11:55 pm /  Reply /00
  22. c-h

    i thought it was Nicholson, actually…

    Apr 29, 2011 at 8:22 am /  Reply /00
  23. UnholyKrep

    Jeez, someone tell Melanie Griffith how to wear spanx already.

    Apr 29, 2011 at 10:17 am /  Reply /00
  24. dontlooknow

    Mickey Rourke leaving a commercial shoot for Adult Pull Ups.

    Apr 29, 2011 at 10:31 am /  Reply /00
  25. DonDopey

    Chris Farley is starting to slim down.

    Apr 30, 2011 at 2:29 am /  Reply /00
  26. lkflfklkfffff

    I love him, he doesn’t give a shit about what anyone thinks.

    May 1, 2011 at 12:13 pm /  Reply /00

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