flawless as always, mr. rourke.
“My brains. are going. into my feet!!!!”
There’s something they forgot to tell him about the Porcine Growth Hormone.
Tiger blood – haw – that Sheen asshole oughta’ try mainlining plutonium like I did, then he cantalk – haw!
Jack Nicholson’s evil twin
Pull what, exactly?
pull the pants up
Pull my finger.
Is he starring in The Philip Seymour Hoffman Story?
Oh, I think that burrito is on its way back up . . .
Mr Leykis…your Spanx are showing.
Was this man holding his gut in the entire time in Iron Man 2?
you know those CGI effects they used to make Iron Man fly…well, watching them in the movie made Mickey Rourke hungry.
Someone change my huggies – I made a poopie.
Is he wearing pullups? He is indeed a big boy now.
No doubt his publicist will tell us that he’s been in training for the Avengers for the last four months and is in the best shape of his life. Stupid camera angels.
camera ANGLES! Stupid spell check.
I like camera angels. Way better than lens demons.
Pullups are branching out with a new “hip” adult logo
I DO NOT SEE A PROBLEM HERE. WHY THE F— ARE YOU RAGGING ON THE GUY? THERE IS NO PROBLEM HERE.
Remember how hot he was in… um… anybody…?
I’m going to focus on the tulips. They’re pretty.
Meat Loaf has really let himself go.
He used to be soooooooo good looking. Shows you what too much drugs, alcohol, boxing and bad plastic surgery can do to you. So sad. :(
It’s a miracle! Larry Flynt can walk again!
Is it just me or is he morphing into Jabba the Hut?
i thought it was Nicholson, actually…
Jeez, someone tell Melanie Griffith how to wear spanx already.
Mickey Rourke leaving a commercial shoot for Adult Pull Ups.
Chris Farley is starting to slim down.
I love him, he doesn’t give a shit about what anyone thinks.
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