superficial

  1. slampon

    flawless as always, mr. rourke.

  2. Deacon Jones

    “My brains. are going. into my feet!!!!”

  3. There’s something they forgot to tell him about the Porcine Growth Hormone.

  4. friendlyfires

    Tiger blood – haw – that Sheen asshole oughta’ try mainlining plutonium like I did, then he cantalk – haw!

  5. Hugh Jass

    Jack Nicholson’s evil twin

  6. 2for2true

    Pull what, exactly?

  7. TomFrank

    Is he starring in The Philip Seymour Hoffman Story?

  8. It had to be said

    Oh, I think that burrito is on its way back up . . .

  9. Mr Leykis…your Spanx are showing.

  10. vlad

    Was this man holding his gut in the entire time in Iron Man 2?

  11. Turd Ferguson

    Someone change my huggies – I made a poopie.

  12. Raechbomb

    Is he wearing pullups? He is indeed a big boy now.

  13. justuhbill

    No doubt his publicist will tell us that he’s been in training for the Avengers for the last four months and is in the best shape of his life. Stupid camera angels.

  14. Jess

    Pullups are branching out with a new “hip” adult logo

  15. Dick Douche, Private Eye

    I DO NOT SEE A PROBLEM HERE. WHY THE F— ARE YOU RAGGING ON THE GUY? THERE IS NO PROBLEM HERE.

  16. Milf

    Remember how hot he was in… um… anybody…?

  17. Cock Dr

    I’m going to focus on the tulips. They’re pretty.

  18. RHawk

    Meat Loaf has really let himself go.

  19. lori

    He used to be soooooooo good looking. Shows you what too much drugs, alcohol, boxing and bad plastic surgery can do to you. So sad. :(

  20. MILF

    It’s a miracle! Larry Flynt can walk again!

  21. The Critical Crassness

    Is it just me or is he morphing into Jabba the Hut?

  22. c-h

    i thought it was Nicholson, actually…

  23. UnholyKrep

    Jeez, someone tell Melanie Griffith how to wear spanx already.

  24. dontlooknow

    Mickey Rourke leaving a commercial shoot for Adult Pull Ups.

  25. DonDopey

    Chris Farley is starting to slim down.

  26. lkflfklkfffff

    I love him, he doesn’t give a shit about what anyone thinks.

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