1. Crissy

    Nice mom jeans there buddy!

  2. Dick Hell

    Wouldn’t be great if Verne Troyer blew past him on his L’il Rascal?

  3. EricLr

    So constipated…my Oscar hopes for just one turd.

  4. Are we able to rule out conclusively that he’s not Pauly D’s dad?

  5. This is gayer than anything I ever saw at South Beach.

  6. Considering everything else going on in this pic, shouldn’t that vest be leather?

  7. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    You can bet the Arabs are worried. These things burn nothing but self respect.

  8. neo_v

    just wait till Val Kilmer storms by on his scooter…

    is that the, ah, 4 volt model?

  9. When you’re on location, you try to blend in as mu… awwhh who we kiddin’ this is gayer than anything I’ve seen on South Beach…

  10. Pirate Hunter

    “Say ‘Hi’ to your father for me!”

  11. Angie

    “Whee” says the homo on the scooter!

  12. Champ

    The Hoverround comes in pastel colors now?

  13. Grand Poobah

    where are the training wheels?

  14. KungFu Panda

    Is that Pam from “Archer”?

  15. Oooo! So edgy, Mark!

  16. I just wanted to feel the power between my legs one last time…

  17. Jack

    “Yo Rock, last one to da Jersey Shore is a homo!”

  18. Fresh Tuna

    Make sure no one’s mother sees me on this!

  19. Feel the vibration…

  20. Codot

    Pain and Gay.

  21. Did Markie-Mark defect to Cuba?

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