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  1. catapostrophe

    Not pictured: Jake’s new beard.

  2. Apparently, LogoTV is doing a version of Ice Road Truckers.

  3. formallyeducated

    This is a pirate comment waiting to happen…anyone?

  4. EricLr

    Oh shit, that’s the dude from America’s Most Wanted! $10,000, here I come!

  5. One-eyed Willy’s come back looking for his gold! We gotta warn the Goonies!

  6. judd

    meth will make your eyes look like that too

  7. Christian Bale forgot his meds…

  8. Frank The Duck

    A Lifetime movie about Ted Kaczynski ?

  9. Col. Bat Guano

    Maggie needs a shave.

  10. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    I got a beautiful cabin, all mod cons, rent’s next to nothing and not a single call….and you know why? Because women are all WHORES!

  11. kimmykimkim

    So, is somebody going to check this guy for bombs, or what?

  12. That’s the most well-groomed hipster beard I’ve ever seen. Unfortunately, she was cropped out of this photo.

  13. El Jefe

    Must be playing the part of Epic Beard Man in a new movie.

  14. har har har

    Looks like someone said “Gosling” – aka the trigger word that sends him on his next killing spree.

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