1. catapostrophe

    Speaking of beards …

  2. EricLr

    ALL HAIL QUEEN SURI!! And death to the time interlopers who would stop her!!

  3. JC

    “Hey Mom, maybe you wanna stop auditioning for The Walking Dead and shield me from the paps?”

  4. neo_v

    mom, is Woody Allen staring at me or the woman behind me?

  5. Jill

    Katie hans’t yet earned the beard priveledge of meeting Barbra Streisand like Kelly Preston in the previous pic. You have to lose a child for that honor. Watch your back Suri!

    • Blech

      Probably the most bizarre comment I’ve ever read in any of these threads. And that’s not an easy thing to admit. Not by any stretch.

      • Jill

        Yeah, I kinda was continuing a joke from the John Travolta/Kelly Preston at Barbra Streisand’s birthday and it just didn’t work out. Eh, you win some, you lose some.

  6. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    Don’t give them anything. The father’s usually some Romanian guy who’ll take it anyway.

  7. rospo

    ”mom your neck looks like daddy’s, you wear daddy’s pants and you let me eat penis gummies.. do you want to tell me somenting ?”

  8. shedi

    check out the dude holding the babydoll behind them. He looks thrilled with his job.

  9. kimmykimkim

    Gasp! They finally escaped! Run! Run!

  10. Jack

    “No honey, just pretend you don’t see daddy waving at us….that’s it…damnit, we made eye contact! Run!”

  11. toopier

    Why is there always a hypnotized black guy strangling a doll in the background?

  12. In 10 to 15 years suri will be what Kim Kardashian is today. I say we take preemptive action.

  13. nacey

    This little girl is a trip! I busted up laughing so hard when they showed her temper tantrum at FAO toy store on all over the internet. Little girl was pissssed offfffff!!! LOL

  14. What kind of zombie movie is this?

  15. El Jefe

    This photo was taken seconds before the black dude stepped in front of a bus to end his shitty life.

  16. dooood

    wait, so is this from the homes identity or the homes ultimatum?

  17. My inner Puritan wants that vagina neck covered.

  18. xenu

    Holmes looks like a body thetan, she better be careful or they’ll make her an SP and disappear her into the RPF like Heber Jenzsch

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