Nice wig, shithead!
She can’t wait to get home to bed and he’s wondering what time the hot valet gets off work.
Nothing to see here, just a man walking his beard.
So he must know that we all know it’s fake, right?
Which fake thing are you referring to… the hair or the marriage?
Hey you forgot
(C) The dead kid reincarnated in the new kid
I think he means the Lavender Marriage
The hair, the marriage, the religion. With Travolta, it might be easier to list what’s real.
Totally butch or leather daddy accoutrements?
Dear god, if you’re going to use hair dye, John, at least check to make sure the bottle doesn’t say “For Asians Only.”
And not to use on eyebrows either.
B is for Butt Plug!
Is it me, or does it look like he’s had botox?
Botox! Hell, he looks like he’s been embalmed!
There is no day more exciting in a closeted gay superstar’s life than the day he gets to introduce his beard to Barbra Streisand.
My god, I used to have the biggest crush on him after Saturday Night Fever. He looks frightening now. And could he not find anything nicer to wear to a friend’s birthday party? Even if it is Barbra Streisand.
So I know a girl who used to be a massage therapist at some fancy Dallas hotel. Can’t remember which one, but when John Travolta came through town (I’m guessing to use the private airport for landing or fucking men in the bathroom or whatever) he would go there for a massage and he always wanted a male to massage him. And none of them really wanted to do it, probably because he’s a giant weirdo, but, yeah, not hetero, this Travola fella. In other obvious news, humans need oxygen to survive.
“I’m tellin you honey, if you eat that last B cupcake I’m gonna kick your ass when we get home!”
He has dumped the wig, and just rolls with a magic marker now.
He needs a real chola to show him how to use that sharpie on is eyebrows right! He needs to get that thin high arch goin!
i thought it was steven seagal…
Wooly Willy is real!
Every time I see him I hear that impersonation of him from South Park and it cracks me up.
Yeap, that’s the exact expression I picture this sorry beard with 24/7
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