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  1. Nice wig, shithead!

  2. catapostrophe

    She can’t wait to get home to bed and he’s wondering what time the hot valet gets off work.

  3. Dick Hell

    Nothing to see here, just a man walking his beard.

  4. So he must know that we all know it’s fake, right?

  5. AAPL made me rich!

    Chain wallet

  6. EricLr

    Dear god, if you’re going to use hair dye, John, at least check to make sure the bottle doesn’t say “For Asians Only.”

  7. B is for Butt Plug!

  8. Mindflayer

    Is it me, or does it look like he’s had botox?

  9. Jill

    There is no day more exciting in a closeted gay superstar’s life than the day he gets to introduce his beard to Barbra Streisand.

  10. Carolyn

    My god, I used to have the biggest crush on him after Saturday Night Fever. He looks frightening now. And could he not find anything nicer to wear to a friend’s birthday party? Even if it is Barbra Streisand.

  11. kimmykimkim

    So I know a girl who used to be a massage therapist at some fancy Dallas hotel. Can’t remember which one, but when John Travolta came through town (I’m guessing to use the private airport for landing or fucking men in the bathroom or whatever) he would go there for a massage and he always wanted a male to massage him. And none of them really wanted to do it, probably because he’s a giant weirdo, but, yeah, not hetero, this Travola fella. In other obvious news, humans need oxygen to survive.

  12. Jack

    “I’m tellin you honey, if you eat that last B cupcake I’m gonna kick your ass when we get home!”

  13. toopier

    He has dumped the wig, and just rolls with a magic marker now.

  14. nacey

    He needs a real chola to show him how to use that sharpie on is eyebrows right! He needs to get that thin high arch goin!

  15. i thought it was steven seagal…

  16. mbcl

    face-off …please.

  17. Wooly Willy is real!
    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/27/draft_lens3024702module18767472photo_1236088232RetroWooly-250_316.jpg[/img]

  18. Every time I see him I hear that impersonation of him from South Park and it cracks me up.

  19. Yeap, that’s the exact expression I picture this sorry beard with 24/7

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