“I’d let you drown in my pool anytime”
“Worlds are conquered, galaxies destroyed…but a woman is always a woman.”
Set phasers for Viagra.
My lips to your lips, my hands to your boobs….
I wonder what kind of price he was able to negotiate with her.
I’m a (pocket) rocket…man
You know I thought that Star Trek mind meld crap was just that, but look, she’s submitting quietly to his grasp with no apparent resistance.
“Listen bitch, this is one thing the Negotiatior will NOT negotiate for.”
I think she just stirred up my dylithium crystals!
“Kali Ma Shakti de,”
“Spock taught me this trick a few years back…in a few hours I’ll be eating sushi off your ass….”
Only Soon-Yi and Woody Allen understand why that kiss feels so wrong and so good at the same…
“Hey Maria, want to make out? I’m the commander of a starship, you know…”
Is that a Tribble in your pants or are you just glad to see me?
“SMELL” “IT” “Go on, Smell It!”
First the kiss, then the double fist punch.
Well, you’re not green, but what the hell.
Captain’s log 5784: About to mouth rape entertainment reporter Maria Menunous. She tastes like Ryan Seacrest.
“Coo coo for Cocoa Puffs…Denny Crane”.
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